I just wrote this but DA said there was a problem so sorry if there's a double post :/

I love the patron saint of disappointing children! I'm assuming that's who my parents pray to ( )

There's all kind of them, anything from a saint to dairy workers, the internet and losing keys (I'm assuming you know since you wrote a journal but Explorer won't let me open the link) My friend and I had a great time looking through lists of them instead of paying attention in religion class.

Catholics are so funny... and mean...

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Someday I'll fly away~

THE ONE WE ALL SHOULD PRAY TOO

Oh yeah, I forgot that you went to Catholic School! That must have indeed been both funny and...really scary D:. Yeah, the fact that they have saints for everything is both hilarious and sort of scary. They seriously have a patron saint for the internet? That's kind of awesome and hilarious.

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"And remember, homosexuality is a choice. Like cancer."

-Midwest Teen Sex Show

Well I was lucky, I only went for kindergarten and part of first grade and senior year. (I'm not so traumatized) The one in El Paso was better, the school was a bit run down but the nuns were actually nice, I didn't know there was such a thing Plus when I graduated they gave me a tiny diploma the size of a debit card so I carry it around everywhere XD

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Someday I'll fly away~

Hahaha, wow. Sometimes Catholicism sounds a lot like paganism, EXCEPT WITH JESUS. No offense to Catholics or anything.

By disappointing children, do you mean that she is the saint of making children feel disappointed, or the saint of children who are disappointing to their parents?

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"I have heard this alternative of contrary impulses called madness; if it be so, we are all mad to a greater or lesser degree." - J.L. Borges

It does though! People get killed off, then you pray to them every time you lose your keys. It's nothing short of sweet, sweet lulz. And as a baptized Catholic, I can back this!

I honestly don't know! But the fact that you have a spirit guide for either is pretty great.

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"And remember, homosexuality is a choice. Like cancer."

-Midwest Teen Sex Show

I think having a patron saint for the sake of disappointing one's children would be pretty funny. It's like religion for assholes!

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"I have heard this alternative of contrary impulses called madness; if it be so, we are all mad to a greater or lesser degree." - J.L. Borges

shes the patron saint of France? ftw

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"I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down" ~Hawkeye



-I went to heaven!
~did you see God?
-Yes, she's black

For the win indeed, my friend.

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"And remember, homosexuality is a choice. Like cancer."

-Midwest Teen Sex Show